Thin Jerseys

MARQISE.LEE.TDDoes anything look worse during a day game than the backs of USC’s jerseys? I’m using a picture from last season because it shows how bad the back looks, as if the player’s name had been ripped off the upper back. This is because Nike is so cutting edge and needs to have transparent patches for no real reason.

 

44 thoughts on “Thin Jerseys

  1. NOTHING gets by the WOLFMAN!!!

    keep those sweeeet Scoooops coming, wolfman!!

    these Dummies have NO IDEA how much you actually PROTECT the Southern Cal program!! it appears no one appreciates a Silent Sentinal, a Watchful Guardian, a…

    #DarkKnight

  2. The guy who designed USC’s football uniforms is better at his job than Scott Wolf is at HIS.

  3. My attorney, the Law Offices of Nigel Tottenham, has advised me not to comment any further on this blog. However I feel I must ignore my counsel as a matter of conscience.

    When i saw these jerseys before, I thought they were damaged somehow, I would never DREAM this look was intentional. Quite honestly, we don’t need to give Bucket and his idiot cronies more ammunition to harass us. One of my Bunco friends is an expert tailoress and can fix those jerseys, but it will take her about a week to finish over 100. Maybe she can do during bye week? I left my contact info with Scott, so if Sark wants to get these jerseys fixed, let us know.

    (p.s. Jethro G. Sabbath, just so you are aware, I told Scott NOT to give YOU my contact info. Serious parties only).

    • Maybe you, Mrs Henderson, and Scott and Charlie can form your own blog based on Trojan fashion because any real fan would only care about Winning – SC will beat the Cardinal by more than 14 points – you heard it here first.

      • The lady is funny,
        not to mention obviously a sharper pencil than most who frequent this particular box. The stiletto she brandishes is far more effective than the troll who wields a meat-axe…as well as commanding more respect.

    • forget it, Violet, they will NEVER admiit a mistake!! now that the wolfman pointed out how crappy they look, they will wait till NEXT year to change the jerseys so it doesn’t LOOK like they are bowing to the wolflman….just like the shoes, the uni number fixation, the weak schedule, etc, etc, etc….

      #TheyHaveToWantHelp

      • ***… the weak schedule, etc, etc, etc….***
        You got that right. According to Sagarin, our strength of schedule is currently ranked at 69th (love that number) in the nation.
        BTW, that tough UCLA S.O.S is ranked 68th. Who wudda’ thunk? Perhaps they will jump to 66th once Memphis is by the boards.
        #PleaseExplainThisHashTagNonsense

        • firstly, the SOS was assailed by the wolfman, and IMMEDIATELY AFTER his campaigning, HH set up the Alabama game, which they were loathe to do!! that was ALL the wolfman, baby!!

          secondly, the #tags were a recommendation from a ling time trOXan buddy who insisted they would add a crucial hammer to my trolling toolbox, as well as update the blog vibe, you know, make it more contemporary and Phat. well i am TOTALLY HOOKED NOW!!!

          #CantStopThisFeeling

  4. Scintillating stuff there, Scott, for our Labor Day reading. I’m off to the beach now….

  5. The jersey does look dumb, cheap, and incomplete, but perhaps they are cooler with the mesh up by the top as football jerseys do get hot over undershirts, pads and more pads.

  6. Wolfie, our very own fashion police. ….you can’t read this stuff anywhere else, folks. ….I guarantee it. …

  7. They are still better than what the ruins wear for the flavor of the week uniform. What will the ruins wear this week against memphis, will it be the white surrender uniform, their metro baby blue, or will it be the pimp black and blue shirt. Who knows. Sc just wears the best tradition uniform in the world.

          • They become games when you perceive them as such and you accept them into your reality as games. I do not wish to be in your head, but it appears you are a being who is quite porous and susceptible to my comments. This is not uncommon. Please consult a mental health professional for assistance at your earliest possible opportunity. Perhaps a family member can help you in this regard. Do not allow your problems to linger until you become more unstable. If you take responsibility for your behavior by visiting a professional it will go a long way toward reducing your depression, low self esteem and need to lash out at others on this blog. Your mental health is important, it needs your attention.

      • I was impressed with those traditional Ronald McDonald shoes last year…. and those traditional NIKE shoes on that McKay Pigeon Roost….But…the best torgan tradition has gotta be admitting all those special admits w/the dreaded character issurs….either that or the on Campus LINGERING odor of Wino Urine!
        gotta love those clowns!
        fit Un!

    • Just like the NYY – no change – let the rabble put in their 40 in. tv screens and barber shop (OR) or better yet claim they’ve raised $43 against $50 mil. for an athlete center with an 80 yd. practice field a mere <20 miles from their home stadium and cap that off with a song they stole from Cal that has no lyrics

    • Seriously? Do you actually realize how budd-ugly red and yellow are together (sorry, not “cardinal” and not “gold”)? Do you EVER see any human, ever, wearing that combination of colors outside the clown college? I literally thank God that I went to a school that has fantastic colors. Red and yellow. Silly little troggie.

  8. Oh man how hip are we? “….cutting edge…” Back in 2010 on KABC 790 AM they had that ad on for the ‘….cutting edge’ smoothies…’

    and they were free too – hmmmm ‘…..cutting edge…’

    • …That would put us just over halfway thru the schedule, with six games remaining. Given your penetrating insights, how do you see that playing out? We always appreciate your creative inputs,

  9. “Does anything look worse during a day game than the backs of USC’s jerseys? “…. Yes, Scottie, your enormous glistening forehead!

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