Here Is An Under-The-Radar Question As Spring Practice Starts

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With new offensive line coach Bob Connelly coaching his first practice Tuesday, here is something I will probably ask: Will he try to alter the way Max Tuerk snaps the ball? Ordinarily, you won’t change something if it works. But even in the Holiday Bowl there were some errant snaps.

17 thoughts on “Here Is An Under-The-Radar Question As Spring Practice Starts

  1. He is clearly playing out of position…..Tuerk’s arms are too long, Scott…… what would you suggest?

    • There’s a clinic in Ulan Bator that’s doing wonders in the area of arm-shortening surgery.

    • If Scott were somehow granted the last question, as Abraham Lincoln were laying on his deathbed gasping his final breath, Wolf would have asked him: “So…besides THAT how did you enjoy the play, Mr. President?”………

  2. Hey wolf, you definitely need to consider a career change. The Five Guys contract has the cadre running thin, might be a great opportunity for you

  3. Note to Scottie: please don’t alienate the new staff. This is your chance to leave a good first impression – don’t blow it!

    • The Rachel Maddow of Inside USC thinks it’s a journalist’s duty to curry favor from their subjects.

      • Lots of writers frequently curried favor with McKay. It worked and they got to drink a few rounds with a legend, plus got their story. Some even wrote books. Still goes on today.

        Your real problem is. you insinuate Wolfie is a journalist. Just not true compared to the journalists I actually read. Amazing you can’t see the huge gap.

        • You’re right Stinky, you’re a talented SUCCup, groupie; Wolf can’t hold a candle to you. I hear an air squeak leak. Blow hard Stinkiy.

        • With the huge gap between his ears, it’s no wonder that his comprehension skills are so poor………if you whisper in his ear, you’d hear an echo as if you were yelling into the Grand Canyon….. hello?…hello?…hello?… is there anybody IN there?…..Just nod if you can hear me……Is there anyone home?

          • The gap in your stomach between lunch and dinner has the same characteristics, Garry Bleauz. Then it is filled with 5 pounds of Tommy’s double chili burgers and fries and the Grand Canyon is temporarily paved over until dawn, when the same pattern is repeated once again.

        • Your real problem is you are a brainless rah rah and you want kiss up articles like Garry Bleauz produces at wearesc. That isn’t journalism, Jackie Boy. Amazing you can’t see the difference. Wait, here’s an example even you might get: go watch a White House press conference and then you’ll see how currying favor with your subject leads to corruption.

  4. Perhaps you should ask the coaches to switch to 100% natural cotton uniforms. That worked really well for George Costanza and the Yankees.

  5. The best thing Bob Connelly can do for USC, is keep doing what he does best, and that’s putting the head coach on the hot seat the following season…lol !!

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