Coliseum Guide

With tomorrow’s home opener at the Coliseum, here is a handy list to prepare you for tomorrow. We used Lane Kiffin’s injury definitions of “limited” or “out” to help guide you through the game-day experience:

Parking — limited
Hot dogs — out
Video board — limited
Student access gates — limited
Cold drinks — limited
Scoreboard — limited
Thermometer — out (since 1963)
Beer — out
Working restrooms — limited
Coliseum improvements — limited
UPDATED: Cell phone reception: limited

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  • RunTravelerRun

    Scott Wolf’s journalism skills – limited

  • USC owns the Rose Bowl

    RunTravelerRun, spot on. Wolf… you’re a jackass. Your style and approach are so damn petty, childish, and annoying. Get good info here occasionally (not often), but hey, I’m commenting so maybe that’s all you want. However, you’re a loser, enjoy that.
    Fight on!

  • Evil Robot

    Way to stay current. There haven’t been beer sales since Clinton was in office, but you’re still here to whine about it.

  • Tyler

    What is your major malfunction? How do you still have access to the Football program?

  • uscmike

    The thermometer has worked since 1963. I recall one night game against Notre Dame in the 1990’s that was in late November where it was damn cold, and the thermometer said it was about 40 degrees.

    Scott just makes it up sometimes.

  • obama the jew hater

    If you all despise Wolf so much, why do you keep coming to his blog to read what he says?

  • SD Trojan 2

    Gargamel’s hair — out (since 1986)

  • huntingtonharvey

    obama the jew hater,

    I think Jonathan Tu put it best (his ‘Case Against Scott Wolf’ is a great read…
    “The obvious question is, ‘Why dont you just not read him (Wolf)?’ The obvious answer is that I read everybody, and everything, related to USC football.”

    He is afforded a daily look into something we love and “high-profile (beat writers) require high profile compliance” to some standard of ability and professionalism.

  • LanceKiffin

    USC beat writer for LA Daily News – out

  • You forgot to mention:
    NOBS’ mental capacity – limited.
    NOBS’ rear access by his poodle – unlimited

  • NOBS

    Slob, you forgot one:

    Sexual Favors-Full On, with Slob’s wife
    Full Rear access-Unlimited, with Slob’s daughter
    Tutor-VERY limited, with Professor Slob

  • Mayor McCheese

    LA Times & Daily News – Out (of business soon)

  • The Monopoly Is Over Here

    SD Trojan 2 FTMFW!!!

  • BoscoH

    I had no idea that young Knox Kiffin had so many online identities. Perhaps he could coach the secondary?

  • @KNOBBED by his poodle – your comment is about as lame as you tiny little pecker.

  • NOBS

    Prof. Slob, aka JBoy, your daughter NEVER complains about my dog’s pecker. When’s the next U.S. History lesson? hahahahahaha ROFLMAO

  • steve49

    How many of you will be out purse shopping during the game.

    daily news – limited
    wolfie – out